Thursday, August 21, 2003
Duh-duh-Dubbya in Oregon...
You know our man Kerry shouldn't have a problem beating Dubbya:
Dubbya at a $500/plate fundraiser:
"You know you're in pretty good country when you see a lot of cowboy hats out in the crowd," he said.
So, Dubbya, the rest of the country is pretty bad?
With Oregon's unemployment rate at 8.1% as of July, Dubbya shows us what compassionate conservatism is:
"I fully understand Oregon's unemployment issue. ... I'm sorry it's the way it is," Bush said.
Yeah, he IS sorry - too bad he's not taking the blame for all of this.
My question is: how are people in this country falling for this Bush shite?
I feel that if the Kerry campaign sent out his "Courage" video on CD to everyone in the US, he'll have no problem getting the D nomination and spanking Dubbya in November 2004.
I have Kerry signs in my apartment windows, and I'm trying to get his message out to everyone I know, and even those I don't know.
We can do it!
Here's a great Dubbya joke:
Bush's Propaganda Tour
During a propaganda tour, President Bush visits a school to explain his politics to kids. He invites the kids to ask him questions. Bobby stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 3 questions":
1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist attack of all times?
Before the president can answer, the recess bell rings, and the kids leave the room. After they came back, Bush invited them again to ask questions. Joey stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 5 questions":
1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist
attack of all times?
4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?
5. Where's Bobby?
Dubbya at a $500/plate fundraiser:
"You know you're in pretty good country when you see a lot of cowboy hats out in the crowd," he said.
So, Dubbya, the rest of the country is pretty bad?
With Oregon's unemployment rate at 8.1% as of July, Dubbya shows us what compassionate conservatism is:
"I fully understand Oregon's unemployment issue. ... I'm sorry it's the way it is," Bush said.
Yeah, he IS sorry - too bad he's not taking the blame for all of this.
My question is: how are people in this country falling for this Bush shite?
I feel that if the Kerry campaign sent out his "Courage" video on CD to everyone in the US, he'll have no problem getting the D nomination and spanking Dubbya in November 2004.
I have Kerry signs in my apartment windows, and I'm trying to get his message out to everyone I know, and even those I don't know.
We can do it!
Here's a great Dubbya joke:
Bush's Propaganda Tour
During a propaganda tour, President Bush visits a school to explain his politics to kids. He invites the kids to ask him questions. Bobby stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 3 questions":
1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist attack of all times?
Before the president can answer, the recess bell rings, and the kids leave the room. After they came back, Bush invited them again to ask questions. Joey stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 5 questions":
1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist
attack of all times?
4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?
5. Where's Bobby?
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